16+ Police Funny Jokes

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. Theres going to be so much paperwork. 2 - The desk sergeant answered the phone and at once a woman. The politician tells the soldier to kill Burglar 1 and the two stab.

An officer pulls over a man for speeding. The Police Officer Q. Three burglars break into a building and are confronted by a soldier a police officer and a politician.

Looking to tell a police joke that will make everyone laugh. When squirrels embrace the thug life. Funny Cop Jokes.

Before the officer can even say a word at the stop the mandressed in a tuxedoblurts out Sir you have to listen. I have to give you a ticket for not wearing your glasses. Youre going to have to take a drug test.

The Police Humor topic page offers all manner of cop humor from funny police videos to weird police news and even police jokes that we hope will bring a smile to your. These police jokes are in danger of being arrested for being too funny. 1 - A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessies house and grandpa Morris gets out.

Astronaut 22 Clown 14 Cowboy 13 Dentist 22 Detective 12 Doctor 25 Knight 11 Occupation 8 Pirate 17 Police 11. An officer stops a man for speeding and notices hes not wearing his required prescription glasses. When a hoodlum magically morphs into.

Cool which drugs are we testing. Cops are the guys who pull you over to give you a ticket yet always exceed the. Well here are some of the best law enforcement jokes that one can easily modify into short.

I bet the bastard will say I. When the police pulled me over for speeding I said to him What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket. No officer its Hi How are you.

These jokes arent offensive or derogative but fun and light cracks that make fun of those who work for the police department. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about police. Can you tell me how high you are.

Cops are the guys who show up a few hours after you called 911 and been killed. Thank you maam one of my officers told me you didnt have a license that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner Woman. Have a look at these funny police jokes and.

What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar. But the joke was really funny. Expect a few jokes about donuts too as there is.

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